All That Great Stuff You Wish You Knew About Me (And Can Know, Thanks To This Great "About" Page)

Your Knowledge of Me Right Now = Very Little

Your Knowledge Of Me After Reading This Page = Pretty much the same

My name is Andrew Muller, I'm the owner/operator/pole dancer/seismographer/surgeon/code monkey of this website.

I do lots of great things like write articles, design lessons, reviews, and pretty much most of everything you read here.

My Band "A Human Nothing" During A Concert

Every once in a while, a visitor such as yourself decides to contribute here (which I highly recommend you do). People like you who come here and contribute to this site is something that helps to make it as great as it is.

If you've enjoyed anything you read on here, you know you are smarter now than you were before you read it (making me smarter than you were before you read what you read that made you smarter than you were before you read it).

My favorite color is green.

But not that lame green that older couples who only have a single child would use (With ugly flower wallpaper on the top half of the wall).

I'm talking about some nice, warm, vibrant greens. Like the ones found on this nice little image of a planet pooping into itself.

Also, I'm allergic to pretty much everything on the planet. I'm talking about some major crazy allergies, like Milk, Sugar, Corn, Apples, Oranges, and Beef.

I have about 24 other allergies (not including the ones above), so needless to say I eat so healthy that the yoga instructor that you like but don't have the guts to ask out is jealous of my great diet.

But I'll tell you, if I wasn't allergic I would definitely eat so much crap you have no idea.

In fact, the reason I can't have sugar is likely closely related with the time I ate 14 massive-theater-sized packages of Mike and Ikes (Easily the best candy your grandparents never had) all in the course of about 5 days.

In fact, I got so addicted to the stuff I ate it in my sleep. My brother was getting married in Arizona, and I would keep the packs on the dresser next to my bed in the motel. My hand consistently would just grab the treats, and I would wake up in the middle of the night with candy already in my mouth.

Needless to say, if you don't want to become as sick as me, don't eat that much sugar.

Music? Maybe We Should Talk About Music?

Oh yeah, so this is a music website about teaching people who to develop their music careers. It's possible I could tell you about how I am somehow qualified to tell you all the things I tell you about music.

Well guess what, I'm not qualified at all. I don't have a degree in music, and I don't work for a record label. I didn't study BS subjects in school to make myself "Seem" like I know what I'm talking about.

But I'll tell you what I do have...

...I actually play music.

That's right! Is that shocking or what? To know that I play music with a real band who gets paid for our efforts.

A Picture of me sitting in my basement studio. This is where all the fun recording business happens!

It's almost as if I have some sort of real world experience that would qualify me for the job!

In case I didn't let you know already, I play the Guitar, Drums, and Piano. I sing in my band as well as play the Lead/Only guitar; and I plan on learning some wind instruments very soon (Starting with the trombone, sax, or bass clarinet).

Why the bass clarinet?

Two words, Jaga Jazzist

Did you hear that incredible Clarinet riff about 2 minutes in? That's the "Rage Against The Machine" riff for clarinet.

Other Stuff I Like

Of course, I'm slightly more diverse than just a musician. I'm also well known for such philosophical endeavors as...

...playing video games!

Here are a bunch of games that I love, and everyone should play:

• Zelda: Ocarina Of Time
• Zelda: Majora's Mask
• Zelda: A Link To The Past
• Chrono Trigger
• Final Fantasy VII
• Final Fantasy X (Not X-2, that's bologna)
• Super Mario World
• Mario 64
• Paper Mario
• Donkey Kong Country (I beat this when I was 3 Years Old)
• Donkey Kong Country 2
• Donkey Kong Country 3
• Half Life
• Half Life 2
• Half Life 2: Episode 1
• Half Life 2: Episode 2
• Portal
• Team Fortress 2
• Counterstrike
• Sonic The Hedgehog
• Secret Of Mana
• Resident Evil 2
• Resident Evil 4
• Conkers Bad Fur Day
• Goldeneye 007
• Yoshi's Island
• Halo 1
• Tony Hawk's Pro Skater
• Timesplitters: Future Perfect
• Psychonauts
• Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
• Super Mario Brothers 3
• Perfect Dark
• Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance (1 and 2)
• Shadow Of The Colossus

Also, I just finished Portal 2 and it is easily one of the most creative games I've run into for a long time. What a fantastic engagement in gaming art.

Contact Information

Anyways, here's some contact information in case you ever want to contact me online, or see me on facebook, visit my myspace, or if you are coming through Chilliwack BC, Canada (About 1 hour from Vancouver); and you are an especially cool person you might want to come and meet me in person.

Facebook: Andrew Frickin Muller

Myspace: www.myspace.com/ahumannothing

Bandcamp: http://ahumannothingband.bandcamp.com/

City/Country: Chilliwack, British Columbia, Canada.

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