Attention: Mars Volta FansAll 400+ Lines From Deloused In The Comatorium Explained In An Easy-To-Understand FashionDe-loused In The Comatorium has some of the most complicated lyrics I have ever read.
Well, I'm proud to be the first person in history to say: "It does take countless hours to decipher these incredible lyrics!" What does that mean? It means that I have actually done it! I've interpreted this whole album, and boy did it take long... What Makes Me Qualified To Interpret This Album?My name is Andrew Muller, and I'm the owner/writer/editor/webmaster of this website, TheRealMusician.com. I originally decided to write just a one page album review on this album after listening to it countless times on a 2000 mile road trip. Boy was I wrong in thinking it would only be 1 page long... I started writing, and my "1 page album review" eventually turned into a 12 page album interpretation (That took me a month to research and write). I talked about the main story of the album, some of the line interpretations, and even went into how I thought the musical sections related and correlated with the lyrics. You can find my original Deloused In The Comatorium Album Interpretation here. After that, I realized that I could do better. That interpretation wasn't complete, it was only the beginning! Don't get me wrong, it's still a great guide. Anyone who reads it will have a really good idea of the story, but as far as a comprehensive guide for the lyrics, not so much. So I began working on this new project. A timeless compilation of human-kind's complete knowledge on the lyrics of this album. And thus the "Deloused In The Comatorium Song Translation Guide" was born! It took me over a year to write it, but after 100's of hours of work, I completed it. A Truly Unique Product!If you were to scour the internet or the largest bookstore, you would find nothing like this anywhere. It is a truly unique book! Until now, those of you who wanted to know the secrets of Deloused just had to live with the mystery behind the art. Although I would never want to take the subjectivity of music away from you, you must also realize that this is a concept album, and every lyric relates to the story. I want to show you how every lyric is intertwined with the short story that Cedric-Bixler Zavala wrote. What Does A Translation Guide Look Like?This book is a Digital Download (E-book). It includes:
You might be asking, "Well how would you know what the made up words mean. I mean, they are Made-up!" Well it turns out that good old Cedric and Jeremy actually were not just making up gibberish. Many of their new words have to do with combining already existing words, as well as using the context of the story to explain the words meanings. So by cross-referencing the original words meanings, along with the context of the story; I am able to decipher what each word means. How I Poured My Heart Into This Book...I'm not kidding when I said I spend a year writing this book. Through working a full-time job (Business-related Websites), continuing to write interesting articles for everyone on this site, answering everyone's questions (You awesome fans Email Me quite a bit! And I encourage you to keep on doing that), and looking at new ways to improve the site, I can say that putting in 200 hours of work into this book was not an easy task. But I did it. It took me roughly 30 minutes to do an in-depth analysis of each of the 400+ lines in the book. If you were to pay someone else to do all that work (At 10$ an hour, which is grossly underpaid), it would cost you at least $2000! Now obviously it's just a hobby, and you would never actually find someone who would do that as a job... ...or maybe you just did?  The Alternate De-Loused In The Comatorium Album Cover Of course, I'm not actually doing it for the money. I'm doing it so that the world can hear the amazing story of Julio Venegas in a truly unique and comprehensive format. But it still does cost me hundreds upon hundreds of dollars to keep this site going. Which is why I have to charge for the book to be sold (Unfortunately). You can buy the guide from me here for just If you aren't familiar with who I am, then I suggest you head on over to my Articles page and get familiar with some of my work. If you still aren't sure about what you think of me, then you should definitely Email Me Here. I would be happy to answer any questions you have about the book, about me, or just to chat about music and philosophy. Because in the end, I realize that paying for things online takes a bit off trust. Luckily, it won't take much trust because I do all my transactions through PayPal so I (nor anyone else) literally have no access to your personal information as it is protected behind a secure server. On top of that, you are protected by The Missing File Guarantee.
What's Included?After you order, you will receive a 100+ Page e-book title "The De-loused In The Comatorium Song Translation Guide".  This book is in PDF format. That means you will need a PDF reader to read it. I recommend the free and quick Foxit Reader. Other programs such as Adobe Acrobat (Free) will work just fine too! As I mentioned earlier, you can pay by:
So... ...Are you ready to join me in understanding this amazing book? Join The Enlightened!I really hope you enjoy reading this e-book as much as I have enjoyed writing it. Remember that if this book isn't everything that I've made it up to be, then you can get a full refund within 30 days of your purchase. Just send me an email and I'll give your money back, no questions asked. Also, it's hosted on a secure server through PayPal (An industry leader in online-payments), so you've got nothing to worry about (In case you aren't used to ordering online). Limited Time Sale: |
And I'll bet that you think the same don't you? I mean, it would take countless hours to actually go through this whole album and interpret every line wouldn't it?
Are you interested in the De-loused In The Comatorium Song Translation Guide, but are not sure whether it has the information you are looking for?
Well here are a few reasons that every Mars Volta fan should have at least 1 copy (If you want more copies, just use CTRL+C).
#1: Free Cicatriz ESP Sample Chapter
Clicking on the image below will bring you to a sample of the De-loused e-book.
It contains the entire Cicatriz ESP chapter. It's actually an exact replica of what the chapter will look like in the book, so you know exactly what to expect from the other chapters in the book.
I'm giving you this free sample so that you can see I am for real here. With about 6 billion scams out there on the internet (Give or take 425,000), I want you to know that I'm not here to just take your money.
Quite the contrary actually. With all the time you will save by not having to interpret the album yourself (It took me well over 100 hours), I'll actually be saving you money.
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#2: Other Customers Love It!
I thought that the price was a little high, but after buying the book I found a better and more in-depth understanding of what each song was about. I liked How easy and quick it was to read through. [The Book] was very well organized and broken up. [The Book] is a good source for lyrics if I need it. It's a chance to learn some new vocabulary thanks to Cedric's lyrics and your definitions. It's definitely easier to read than the storybook. If you'd like to understand the concept behind De-Loused, this is much easier to get through than the storybook. -Cory Mabry |