All 400+ Lines From Deloused In The Comatorium Explained In An Easy-To-Understand Fashion

De-loused In The Comatorium has some of the most complicated lyrics I have ever read.

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And I'll bet that you think the same don't you? I mean, it would take countless hours to actually go through this whole album and interpret every line wouldn't it?

Well, I've done it! I've interpreted this whole album, and boy did it take long...

What Makes Me Qualified To Interpret This Album?

My name is Andrew Muller, and I'm the owner of this website. I'm also a massive Mars Volta fan.

I originally decided to write just a one page album review on this album after listening to it countless times on a 2000 mile road trip.

Boy was I wrong in thinking it would only be 1 page long...

I started writing, and my "1 page album review" eventually turned into a 12 page album interpretation (That took me a month to research and write). I talked about the main story of the album, some of the line interpretations, and even went into how I thought the musical sections related and correlated with the lyrics.

You can find my original Deloused In The Comatorium Album Interpretation here.

After that, I realized that I could do better. That interpretation wasn't complete, it was only the beginning!

Don't get me wrong, it's still a great guide. Anyone who reads it will have a really good idea of the story, but as far as a comprehensive guide for the lyrics, not so much.

So I began working on this new project. A timeless compilation of human-kind's complete knowledge on the lyrics of this album.

And thus the "Deloused In The Comatorium Song Translation Guide" was born!

It took me over a year to write it, but after 100's of hours of work, I completed it.

Although I would never want to take the subjectivity of music away from you, you must also realize that this is a concept album, and every lyric relates to the story.

I want to show you how every lyric is intertwined with the short story that Cedric-Bixler Zavala wrote.

What Does A Translation Guide Look Like?

This book is a digital download (e-book). It includes:

  • All 400+ Lines of Deloused defined with full, comprehensive interpretations.
  • Definitions for every word made up by Cedric Bixler-Zavala and Jeremy Ward.
  • Full song summaries (more in-depth than the ones contained within my online album interpretation) for those of you who just want to understand the story!
  • In an Instantly Downloadable format (start reading in 5 minutes!)
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You might be asking, "Well how would you know what the made up words mean. I mean, they are made-up!"

Well it turns out that good old Cedric and Jeremy actually were not just making up gibberish. Many of their new words have to do with combining already existing words, as well as using the context of the story to explain the words meanings.

So by cross-referencing the original words meanings, along with the context of the story; I am able to decipher what each word means.

How I Poured My Heart Into This Book...

I'm not kidding when I said I spend a year writing this book.

Through working a full-time job (business-related Websites), continuing to write interesting articles for everyone on this site, answering everyone's questions (you awesome fans email me quite a bit! I encourage you to keep on doing that), and looking at new ways to improve the site, I can say that putting in 200 hours of work into this book was not an easy task.

But I did it.

It took me roughly 30 minutes to do an in-depth analysis of each of the 400+ lines in the book.

Of course, I'm not actually doing it for the money. I'm doing it so that the world can hear the amazing story of Julio Venegas in a truly unique and comprehensive format.

But it still does cost me hundreds upon hundreds of dollars to keep this site going. Which is why I have to, unfortunately, charge for the book to be sold.

You can buy the guide from me here for just $9.95 (50% off) . If you've been reading at the site for while, then you know you will be impressed with the completeness of the guide.

If you still aren't sure about what you think of me, then you should definitely email me here. I would be happy to answer any questions you have about the book, about me, or just to chat about music and philosophy.

Paying for things online takes a bit off trust. Luckily, it won't take much trust because I do all my transactions through PayPal so I (nor anyone else) literally have no access to your personal information as it is protected behind a secure server.

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I have a 100% money-back guarantee on this book. It's called "The Missing File Guarantee".

What this means, is if anything happens to your book, and you lose the file for some reason, I'll be able to replace your copy of the book.

So if you lose the file for any reason, including...

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And if you are dissatisfied with the product in any way, and you need a refund, then I give you my absolute word and reputation that I will return your money right back to you within 30 days of your purchase.

No questions asked. No struggle to get your refund. All you have to do is email me, and I'll give you your money back right away.

What's Included?

After you order, you will receive a 100+ Page e-book title "The Deloused In The Comatorium Song Translation Guide".

This book is in PDF format. That means you will need a PDF reader to read it.

I recommend the free and quick Foxit Reader. Other programs such as Adobe Acrobat (Free) will work just fine too!

Free Cicatriz ESP Sample Chapter

Clicking on the image to the left will bring you to a sample of the De-loused e-book.

It contains the entire Cicatriz ESP chapter. It's actually an exact replica of what the chapter will look like in the book, so you know exactly what to expect from the other chapters in the book.

I'm giving you this free sample so that you can see for yourself what the book is like. If you like what you read here, you can buy the other 9 chapters below.

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Testimonials

Everyone who has bought this guide from me has been simply ecstatic about it. I hear over and over that they simply can't believe someone went through all the trouble to make such a book.

Here are what a few fans of the book had to say about it:

Cory Mabry:

I thought that the price was a little high, but after buying the book I found a better and more in-depth understanding of what each song was about.

I liked How easy and quick it was to read through. [The Book] was very well organized and broken up.

[The Book] is a good source for lyrics if I need it. It's a chance to learn some new vocabulary thanks to Cedric's lyrics and your definitions. It's definitely easier to read than the storybook.

If you'd like to understand the concept behind De-Loused, this is much easier to get through than the storybook.

Adam K:

This guide perfect for piecing together the story covered in “De Loused”.

The line-by-line translation is by far the best part.  Every little detail is examined and nothing goes untouched.  This is what I was referring to when I stated that this analysis is product the most in depth research I have seen for any album.  

As a result of reading this analysis I can now conceptualize the story in my mind the way it was originally meant to be interpreted by the authors (The Mars Volta).  “Deloused” was definitely a science fiction story before it was an album.  

This analysis has helped me enjoy the music in collaboration with the creative lyrical arrangement.  In other words the album itself has become a musical story for me, more specifically a story that I find to be an absolute, imaginative masterpiece that captures both intense emotions a very vivid imagery.  

The research that has gone into this piece has resulted in a better understanding of the entire story of Cerpin Taxt both in a musical realm, which is very stimulating to me, and a creative literature.  

Any lyrics that can be interpreted accurately give both meaning and insight into the artist’s motivations and ideals.  Interpretation helps bring a heightened understanding of both the music and the musician.  

Music from an audible perspective is usually enough to stimulate people, I.E. rhythms, beats, vocals, etc., but the meaning of the lyrics has always been very important to me.  This is by far the most in depth lyrical interpretation I have ever examined and the only complete one I could find on “Deloused”.

$9.99 is a good price for this work.

I really benefitted from the interpretation because it was a cognitive exercise for both analytical and creative ambitions. It gave me an improved appreciation for album itself, and a greater appreciation for both the artist and the life of the man who inspired this epic artwork (may he rest in piece).

Would I recommend this guide to my friends? YES!!!  It is great for periodic listeners and perfect for die-hard Volta fans, which I know many.  It is a fantastic translation and the most in depth one I have ever read.  

If you never listened to one song composed by The Mars Volta you could still read the storybook, the lyrics and this translation and be completely blown away and entranced.

Austin Harpel

Late last year I discovered The Mars Volta and fell in love almost instantly. When I found out that Deloused was a concept album (the first few listens I focused mainly on music, not lyrics) I wanted to know what it was about.

Since I couldn't figure out the impossibly difficult lyrics, I read the online guide you have on your website, and found out about your translation guide.

Well at first I was fine with just having read the shorter version online. After listening to the album a few more times, I became obsessed with knowing all of it.

I bought your Translation guide yesterday and read it in less than 24 hours.

It was excellently put together and I applaud you. I loved every moment of it. I sincerely thank you for the time you put into this.

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