Frequently Asked Questions

If you have any questions in regards to the site, this is the page to see before Contacting me.

"Why isn't BAND X on this site?"

Well not everyone has the exact tastes as you. Chances are if a band isn't on this site, they either suck, or I just haven't gotten around to making their page yet (After all I'm only human, and it does take quite a bit of time to make those artist pages).

If you feel that a band deserves to be on here, you can Add them to the site yourself. If I end up really liking them, chances are I'll add them to the official music artist directory.

"How Come Your Website Sucks So Much?"

I'm not sure. Maybe it has something to do with you trying to view it in Internet Explorer 5.0.

I mean seriously, who still uses that crap? Get rid of your crap browser and switch to FireFox, or at least Google Chrome...

"Why Do You Say 'Buy Band X's T-shirts, Hoodies, and More here' but you don't have any t-shirts listed, only albums?"

Sometimes a band doesn't have their T-shirts or other merchandise listed online.

This is unfortunate because I obviously cannot post Merchandise that doesn't exist online.

So instead, I'll put up some of their albums (The Vinyls if I can), and that's that!

"What's with the random pictures I sometimes see in your articles? They aren't even related to your article most of the time, why do you do that?"

I have a dry sense of humor.

"Music Elitists Like You Make Me Sick!"

That's not a question. But to retort...

I used to have an image up on this site that showed a picture of my face, and the quote "I have better taste in music than you!"

Of course, some people didn't understand the satirical value of the image, and were just a few IQ points short of understanding that I was making fun of music elitists and their pretentious view on music.

Eventually I got tired of people not understanding a simple joke, so I took the image down.

Thanks for being ignorant!

"I saw you put your OWN BAND on your list of Top 40 songs everyone should hear before they die. What type of dick are you, anyways? Who do you think you are?"

I'm glad you noticed.

Now obviously I don't actually think my own band is as good as any of those other bands; but that doesn't mea...

...screw that. Who do you think YOU are, imaginary questioner?

"The Mars Volta sucks!"

That's great that you think that. Did you think of that opinion all by yourself?

For the Record, The Mars Volta is my favorite band.

I could give you a ton of reasons as to why, or I could give you just two:

The Mars Volta Shreds

Cedric Bah's At The Crowd

Just look at those slam-dancing moves...

And for the record, no I do not really like Octahedron all that much.

"Will You Help Promote My Band On TheRealMusician?"

Hey I certainly will, if your band rules.

If you think your music is awesome, and truly inspired, then send me an email using My Contact Form.

As well, you can also consider taking a look at my Free Marketing Service and Paid Band Promotion.

"What Advice Can You Give Me To Help Me Promote My Band More?"

Looking for specific advice? Want to know where your marketing efforts are running a little short?

Use the form at the bottom of this page and I'll give you a brief analysis of your marketing efforts.

Make sure you let me know what your website is, and give me some links to your Myspace and Bandcamp pages! (If you have them).

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