Hate Mail From Marilyn Manson

  • First Name: Brian Hugh
  • Last Name: Warner
  • E-mail Address: ------_------@hotmail.com
  • Country: United States
  • What's on your mind?:

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Ahh Mr. Manson. I can see that my site is gaining popularity, did you know that only yesterday THE Elton John Sent me a letter very similar to this one? As I told him, I am very honored to have your presence here, but there are just a few problems/inaccuracies that I have with your letter.

1. I do not understand what being "Callzy" is.

2. The Brits are not a bunch of "flammers and wamkers", in fact I know some very nice British people who are just dandy.

3. I am not "in" a "highschool band", I am the leader of a band that is completely separate from mine, and everyone else' high school. I do not take the course "Highschool Band" nor would I condone such an action (if such a course existed).

4. Unfortunately for those with Fat Fetishes, I am not morbidly obese. In fact I am quite the opposite. I stand 6"2 and weigh 155 lbs. (70kg), which is relatively skinny.

5. I am unsure what "downsyndrom" is.

6. My guitar in fact, is my lover, but not in a dark closet. This ceremonial tradition is usually practiced on stage in front of hundreds of other people. Generally it is accompanied by other musicians such as Bassists, Pianists, and Drummers.

7. I don't know if this is something related to all celebrities, but could you please use the name everyone knows you for?

8. As an ending note, the email address you gave me does not exist. You may want a technician to take a look at that immediately.

I would also like to say that I'm glad you still take an interest in your pal Trent Reznor even though he wrote the song, "StarFuckers Inc." about you.

I thank you for visiting my humble abode/home business and look forward to your next visit!

Sincerely,
Andrew Muller
TheRealMusician.com

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